20 Gross Things All Couples Do After They've Been Together A Long Time

Jan 09, 2018 by apost team

Most relationships go through a honeymoon phase as they try to impress and please the other by showing their best selves. They try to hide their secret gross side, which slowly leaks into the relationship as time goes on. A fart in bed here, a couple pounds there, and soon you and your partner have entered that glorious stage where you are both totally comfortable with each other...maybe a little too comfortable!

Here are the 20 gross things couples do when they've been together for a LONG time!

 

1. Skimping On Shaving

Were your face and legs as smooth as possible on the first date? The more you get to know someone, the less worried you'll be about having your hair removed. You might find they like you a little hairy too! 

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2. Openly Farting

It might smell bad and be loud, but it's also something that you're likely to do with much less discretion. Farting can take the edge off in situations, just as long as you're not doing it at especially wrong times (like formal dinners).

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3. Poop Talk

You might not want to think about your beautiful date taking care of business, but everybody poops. You and are both bound to address it sooner or later. Just don't talk about it while having dinner.

4. Discussing Periods

If you are a woman or are dating one, you need to talk about periods. They will have an impact on relationships. Make sure you're communicating clearly about the "time of the month." This can really strengthen the bond between the two of you.

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5. Peeing With The Door Open

When nature calls around your significant other, you might just keep the door open. This is a big sign that the two of you are comfortable around one another. You might be self-conscious about it at first, but eventually, you'll realize it's not a big deal.

6. Shower Peeing

Showering together is an act that's both intimate and efficient. It's also a place where many people feel nature's call. If you're okay with yourself or your significant other peeing in the shower, you must have a pretty special bond. 

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7. Morning Breath Love

Do you hate how you taste in the morning? There might be someone who loves it. It doesn't matter if it's not fresh and minty, because it's from you, and they love it. You might even learn to appreciate the taste yourself. 

8. Popping Pimples

Even if you have a great skincare routine, you might not be able to resist popping pimples and handling other skin problems in a less than delicate fashion. Doing this around your beau might make you feel gross and special at the same time. 

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9. Kissing In Spite Of Sickness

"Don't kiss me," they say, "I have a cold." You tell them it's okay and have a passionate locking of lips. Are you being reckless? No, you're willing to risk a little sickness if it means getting to physically embrace your loved one.

10. Put On Pounds, Don't Care

We all want to look our best, but sometimes we slack on health when it comes to being in a relationship. If you're putting on pounds but not minding it, that's a pretty clear sign that you feel at peace with yourself and your relationship.

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11. Being Attracted No Matter What

Picture this: your girlfriend has pimples, a stuffed up nose, is on her period and just told you about the poop she took. If in spite of all these unsexy things, you find her as sexy as ever, you definitely are in love.

12. Warming Feet In Bed

The two of you are in bed. All of a sudden, your feet feel frosty. So, what do you do? You move them to your partner to warm up. It might give them a bit of a jolt, but you know that they provide the best warmth possible.

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13. Loving Their Scent

Your partner has a unique scent, as do you. It might not smell like lilacs, but it does smell like something even better: them. You might have their scent clinging to your clothes and bed and savor it.

14. Sharing EVERYTHING

Out of clean drinking glasses? Just pull one out of the sink or dishwasher. You don't know who drank from it last, but it doesn't matter. You and your significant other are close in numerous ways, including comfort with sharing germs.

15. Tweezing Ingrown Hairs

Do you see a hair on your partner that's just dying to be plucked? You can make it a very intimate act between the two of you by pulling it out with tweezers. They'll appreciate your grooming care as well :)

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16. Getting Dirty

There's getting dirty in a sexy manner. Then, there's getting dirty by doing things like attending to their dirty boxers and t-shirts. Underwear isn't something that you're bothered by when you love someone.

17. Taking Weird Photos

When you have your partner pose for photos, they might not be sexy. They could be ones that you take of strange things you notice on their body. Maybe they can't quite see something, so you need to show them and figure out what that weird spot or bump is! 

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18. Growing Hair Collection

Is there enough hair in your shower drain to start a wig shop? It could be shedding everywhere between you, your significant other, and maybe your dog. But it doesn't matter because you love your hair and them.

19. Bathroom Talks

When you're talking with your significant other and they say they have to pee, that doesn't mean the conversation is on pause. Instead, you can follow them right in. You might also take care of brushing and flossing then.

20. Comparing Farts

Do you think your farts don't smell? Someone else might feel otherwise. When dating someone long enough, you're bound to fart in their presence. This can lead to playful discussions of who has the smelliest and most intense ones.

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