11 Reasons Why You Definitely Need A Sarcastic Bestie

Apr 30, 2019 by apost team

Everyone who has had a sarcastic best friend knows the experience is like nothing else in life. The eleven reasons below are why everyone needs a best friend who is sarcastic.

Honey, babe, and dear are probably words you will never hear leave the mouth of your sarcastic best friend. However, they will never hesitate to call you weirdo, stupid, and a few other politically incorrect words.

They do not fear these words will offend you because they know you understand their sarcasm. And you know their words are spoken purely out of love.Your sarcastic best friend will not spend much time speaking terms of endearment to you but you will never doubt the love they possess for you.

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There is an element of comedy to be found in even the gravest of circumstances. A sarcastic friend will not only prove themselves capable of uncovering this element of humor but will then demonstrate the courage to poke fun at the situation.

Dark humor is second nature to a sarcastic person and they do not have to script their jokes to deliver their comedy. Your sarcastic friend will provide comedy during real-life situations and cause you to laugh at things that will at times cause you to feel guilty.

Your sarcastic friend will always say what they think with no regard to offending anyone. They will not sugar coat anything. Your friend will not hesitate to stir the pot in hopes of drawing a reaction from the people around them. The one thing you can always be confident of is your sarcastic best friend will always tell you the truth.

A sarcastic best friend will always deliver the slap of reality you need whenever you begin to lose your head. They will not allow you to overthink situations to the point of causing yourself anxiety. They will point out to you that a text is simply a text and does not always have a hidden meaning behind it. They will also let you know everything does not have to be figured out at once and there will be time for worry at a later time.

You may never become as sarcastic as your friend but you will surely show more sarcasm than you ever thought possible. You will begin to catch yourself cracking a room filled with people up with your witty and inappropriate remarks. You will grow bolder and experience a surge in your self-esteem as you come to the realization that the thoughts of others do not matter.

You and your sarcastic best friend will tease and mock each other on a daily basis. The insults never stop rolling. The best thing is both of you know there is no malintent from either of you. The two of you will always put the best interests of the other first and will rarely fight.

Your bond will grow stronger from the hate you possess for the same people. Anyone you do not like your sarcastic best friend will also dislike. The two of you will enjoy a number of roasting sessions when together and enjoy mocking your common enemies.

The average jerk has no understanding of sarcasm. This fact allows you to make fun of them to their face and gain further enjoyment from the clueless expression on their faces. And in the event they do understand your sarcasm, you will not care.

You can depend on your sarcastic friend to come to your aid 24 hours a day. When things go south you will never be alone. They do not often show it but they are empathetic people. They will listen without expressing sarcasm when you need them to.

They will never tell you another person said something horrible about you. This is because they will cut the person off before they have a chance to do so. They will defend you always and never leave your back exposed.

Do you have a wonderfully sarcastic friend in your life? Show them some love today and pass this article on to them. Sometimes we need to show our appreciation towards the people we care about.